Disgrace! Disgrace! In a further affront to the dignity of Ms Nadine Dorries MP those well-known BNP supporters (not) The Barclay Brothers have maliciously failed to include Ms Dorries in an expose of MPs who heartily take the piss - in the time-honoured way - by employing under-qualified, and/or under-experienced, and/or under-skilled, and/or under-industrious family members.
As those confounded fascists (not) The Barclay Brothers have had their waffen storm trooper lawyers (not) pause for literally minutes from their McCarthyite Witch Hunting (not) of innocently troughing (not) MPs (not much longer) and issued a Take Down Order on Ms Dorries "blogsite" hampering her rapier riposte LOL will ride gallantly to the rescue.
Never mind Derek Conway and Malcolm Bruce and their damned wives! Nadine Dorries has of course already employed the following family members in her parliamentary piss-takery:
To be frank and colourful, you Barclay Brothers, Ms Nadine Dorries MP's parliamentary career stretches back only four short years. Yet, yet, she has already nepotised more brilliantly than any other. On Nadine's behalf we hereby demand an immediate apology and an eight-page colour supplement expose-cum-interview, by Benedict Brogan himself, to include every damning revelation and every made-up family and career myth exploded.
And you thought that Neil and Christine tore into the celebrity shamed-politician career like there was no tomorrow? Watch and learn. Watch and learn.