Disgrace! Disgrace!: Dorries Demands Parity on Nepotism Claims

Disgrace! Disgrace! In a further affront to the dignity of Ms Nadine Dorries MP those well-known BNP supporters (not) The Barclay Brothers have maliciously failed to include Ms Dorries in an expose of MPs who heartily take the piss - in the time-honoured way - by employing under-qualified, and/or under-experienced, and/or under-skilled, and/or under-industrious family members.

As those confounded fascists (not) The Barclay Brothers have had their waffen storm trooper lawyers (not) pause for literally minutes from their McCarthyite Witch Hunting (not) of innocently troughing (not) MPs (not much longer) and issued a Take Down Order on Ms Dorries "blogsite" hampering her rapier riposte LOL will ride gallantly to the rescue.

Never mind Derek Conway and Malcolm Bruce and their damned wives! Nadine Dorries has of course already employed the following family members in her parliamentary piss-takery:

"Nadine's Mum" as location manager of the "Going To The Danger" Easter holidays location shoot featuring the shy retiring Nadine letting the world know that she was the most important MP by far mentioned and massively damaged in the otherwise virtually unpublished yet salacious, shocking and obscene work of latterly secret fiction by one D McBride;

"Nadine's Mum" as catering manager for the same series of vicious self-exposes, launchings of empty legals threats, putting of Mr Brown's private handwriting into the public domain and getting it analysed, sadly giving him a clean bill of health, plus the launch of various actionable outbound smearage;

"Nadine's Fairly Middling Middle Daughter" as the first actually paid intern in the history of the Conservative and Unionist Party;

"Nadine's Very Middling Eldest Daughter" as a spectacular surprise appointment to head mum's parliamentary team on the top scale, find a husband with a title and at least one moat to inherit, and of course feature as a prop in newspaper articles for the best part of a decade;

"Nadine's Ex-Husband" as house-sitter, child-sitter, dog-sitter for the "main home" in the beautiful Cotswold village of "Chiselling Expenses";

"Nadine's Ex-Husband" as house-sitter, child-sitter, dog-sitter for the "second home" in the Mid Narnia township of Woburn;

"Nadine's Other Rellies" as bit-part players in assorted myth making and mythomaniacal truth mangling.

To be frank and colourful, you Barclay Brothers, Ms Nadine Dorries MP's parliamentary career stretches back only four short years. Yet, yet, she has already nepotised more brilliantly than any other. On Nadine's behalf we hereby demand an immediate apology and an eight-page colour supplement expose-cum-interview, by Benedict Brogan himself, to include every damning revelation and every made-up family and career myth exploded.

And you thought that Neil and Christine tore into the celebrity shamed-politician career like there was no tomorrow? Watch and learn. Watch and learn.