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Sedgefield By-election: Friday Caption Competition
W Menzies Campbell is due to visit. All enquiries and requests for interviews to Dave Hennigan on 07*** ******. MPs confirmed to visit over the next few days include Charles Kennedy MP, Nick Clegg MP, Chris Huhne MP, Alan Beith MP and winner of the Dunfermline By-election Willie Rennie MP amongst others.
Sadly, Ming was yesterday's man. LOL Archive.
15 comments:
"Labour activists in Sedgefield lie down on the ground and wait for death."
"Lib Dem Man celebrates heroric fourth place"
"Hic if it's good enough for Charles Kennedy, hic, it's good enough for me hic...".
Any resmblance between Euan Blair and this specimen are purely coincidental.
Introducing Ming Campbell's "man on the ground ..."
"I've got no strings to hold me up...."
Youngsters as young as 13 in County Durham were amazed to find that they could drink David Hennigan - Ming's right hand man, and Charles' before that - under the table:
"After just two Smirnovs* he was away with the fairies, and then he bonked, like someone who'd never had a proper drink before."
They added:
"We're voting for the tea totaller from Labour."
Dials 07960 424191 .... rings, rings, rings ...
(recorded message)
"I'm sorry, the sun is now under the yard arm and so the Lib Dem press meister is currently comatose. Please do not think that this reflects any lack of commitment on his part."
Dreams ...
Imagine all the people, just focus as you try
Imagine there's no scruples, no politics too
That's my dream!
And obviously that neither myself nor the candidate chokes on our own vomit overnight.
yah boo
Yes, people, do try to keep the yah boo out of our politics. Just as Mr Hennigan has shown by his fine and enduring example, his support for Hospital Hoax Leech. his support for the local candidate who called his people "bastards" in ear shot, his support for the clown Paul Rowen.
Do please keep the yah boo out of our politics.
As well as being totally down to earth the Lib Dems show a good deal of bottle in by-elections, squueezing the last drop from every opportunity.
Hennigan is wasted on the Lib Dems ...
Guido is too pissed celebrating Bris for London that he got his own URL wrong.
Here you go.
Glug on this Charlie!
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