Nadine Dorries MP: Uses Mad Bloggers to Serve Mad Writs

According to their own reports Guido Fawkes and Tory Bear have acted as avenging angels, serving the raving mythomaniac Nadine Dorries MP's mad mad mad writs on respectively (a) a broken former spin doctor who once uttered, or some say repeated from the established goss and outre unrepeatables of the lobby, some daft trash talk about madame in private email to some drinking buds and (b) the recent birther Kate Garraway, wifey of one of the fistful of co-conspirators who received said private email.

Beyond this fistful of jostling mates we have no knowledge of identified or named further recipients - apart from Paul Staines aka the blogger Guido Fawkes, and a presumed intermediary or so. And, as far as LOL can tell, no-one apart from Nadine Dorries MP herself actually even named her as having been included in this round-robin of nonsense. She outed herself and has been dining out on this stuff, between expenses tantrums and abortion lies, ever since.

On the face of it LOL don't think she is going to have much of a case here. She hasn't been damaged by this affair as far as we can see. Indeed, arguably, it has helped protect her from deeper and wider scrutiny over allowances claims that appear to take lots and lots of rent and other exes for a "second home" when Ms Dorries is unable to make much of a case for having another home at all. Never mind a "main home".

The use of two pantomime dames - "ugly sisters" would be to stretch things too far perhaps - to deliver these legal instruments is surely not going to help this flimsy negligee of a case progress. A tissue of ... tissues. We all fall down.

With Mr Dale away chatting fart in Armenia LOL are left wondering which other overweight and overwrought right-wing blogger will be employed to present Gordon Brown himself with the writ that he has been promised, all these months? And will Tom Watson MP get one too?

In the absence of any credible choice from that pool of fraternal fatheads LOL would recommend that Nadine looks further afield ... and gives that nice General "laughing boy" Gaddafi a ring. Hat tip: Tim Montgomerie, by twitter.

FOOTNOTE: We'd like to wish Bon Voyage to Nadine's eldest. She is turning her back on the unfeasible and overpaid job heading up mum's parliamentary office - properly declared though completely and utterly unblogged. And she is heading off to warmer and less nepotistical climes.

Her mum and dad will be relieved that Pippa Storm doesn't already have a broken marriage behind her, as Nads did at her age, still less with experience as an underqualified trolley dolly and a hardly trained slopping out nurse, something Nads continues to trade on and exaggerate to this day.

But they may nonetheless be a little anxious that she won't in effect elope, as they did, and ring home to say she's married within days of arriving in the Southern Hemisphere. The bookies are still sharpening their pencils on what odds to offer that unemployed graduate middle daughter - who has interned before - will get big sis's job in mum's office.

Nadine Dorries MP has a back story filled with fibs and cover ups. Her allowances DEMAND proper scrutiny and being as the invigilator is going alphabetically and has 90% of MPs GUILTY of some breach or other her runnings are presumably already looked at and found in the 90% irregular? Surely launching pantomine writs via figures of fun at this juncture, having received all manner of apologies and retractions, not to mention acres of news coverage, can only burst Nadine's bubble?

The only thing that could make things worse for her would be to find that hothead sheeshhead Donal Blaney were involved in some way in her "legal team".

UPDATE Thu 12:27: Although Guido himself used the word "writ" in his (hurriedly deleted but not lost to posterity) tweet these were in fact just letters ahead of action. They rarely lead to anything. Would be marvellous if one of the accused would shove these things or at least the more hilarious stanzas and the composer's name into the public domain. Lots more, including from LOL, at Liberal Conspiracy.