Eric's In A Pickle: Ancient Tory Dinosaur Poo Discovered

Eric Pickles has lumbered into view and posted a pile of conservative dinosaur poo at Conservative Home. This claims he, and indeed the official Tories were and are ahead of the game when it comes to t'interweb. But it is ancient tory dinosaur poo. And Eric just don't get it.

How does setting up a wretched rule-breaking spamming opportunity translate to being a "fun viral" Eric?. And by way of style counsel ... these days it's 140 characters, not 1400 turgid words of wanky pickled hubris.