We are most grateful to Mr Shane Greer, Nadine Dorries MP's latest bag boy, the big FO phat boy @conbloggers must all be too busy to assist. Shane, having quizzed LOL like a buzzing gnat over the triple sourcing for the Jennifer Dorries "silly me, I earn a fortune" meme, has sneered at some goalpost safety 10-minute Bill-ery.
Given his allegiance to and career track within the Cons you might expect, as he did, that this is another example of Labour's "nanny state". Follow the link and you'll find it's the Con for Braintree Brooks Nomark at the controls. Imagine that! He shoots! He scores! Own! Goal! Though not as spectacular as this one from Dave Singleton.