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Nadine's Latest Bag Boy: He Shoots, He Scores, Bags an Own Goal
We are most grateful to Mr Shane Greer, Nadine Dorries MP's latest bag boy, the big FO phat boy @conbloggers must all be too busy to assist. Shane, having quizzed LOL like a buzzing gnat over the triple sourcing for the Jennifer Dorries "silly me, I earn a fortune" meme, has sneered at some goalpost safety 10-minute Bill-ery.
Given his allegiance to and career track within the Cons you might expect, as he did, that this is another example of Labour's "nanny state". Follow the link and you'll find it's the Con for Braintree Brooks Nomark at the controls. Imagine that! He shoots! He scores! Own! Goal! Though not as spectacular as this one from Dave Singleton.
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Um, the article I linked to names Newmark. Unlike you, I'm not afraid to criticise my own party.
Says a lot about you that you think something like this is an own goal.
Just out of interest, what time in the morning does the Labour press office email you your opinions for the day?
Just admit it Shane you didn't read it properly did you?
These cons are so fucking humourless and literal and right up themselves / Of course with Kaminski only being cleared of anti-semitism going forward it has not been a day for belly laughs in the blue ranks / They're sick as a parrot with the boy greer making an arse of himself //
No mention of the Rochdale Lib Dem "barefoot march" to fail to save a local post office.
Those local campaigners who saw their efforts shamelessly hijacked by piss poor million pound Rowen and Dave Drunkagain are still bitter about being used.
Tactics straight out of Cyril's Big Spanking Book of Lies and Shenanighans
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Turn up, raid the buffet, do fuck all in Parliament but take the credit for other buggers' efforts.
Oh, and get away with sexually abusing vulnerable young lads.
Ah, the legendary Ulster sense of humour.
Incidentally I didn't get my opinions e-mail from HQ and have no idea what to think about anything. Can someone forward me theirs?
My instructions this week said I should renounce Tony McNulty and call for his balls on a plate, and then ridicule Tony Blair's chances of scoring the top seat at the Belgian carvery. Perhaps everyone's instructions are different? Except Shane Greer's which are to display the neo Presbyterian sense of humour of a young Ian Paisley.
PS That's a marvellous non sequitor there from the boy Rochdale Rapper. We'll do some Rowenology before too long. You'll never believe the premium movies that were playing at the Wandsworth Hotel where the oaf stayed the odd day or two until he got all his ducks in a row and found the best prospect for a tasty capital gain on the taxpayer.
Correction: The TV Services extras enjoyed by Rowen cost £9:95 each time. Not £9.99 as previously reported. If you take care of the pennies the pounds take care of himself.
Talking of own goals has anyone checked where Guido's £70 per hour as a postboy places him on his own scale of piggery?
If that is the going rate for the job someone ought to tell Billy Hayes.
TBNGU - I don't think you can call it piggery if it wasn't paid for by the taxpayer but...err...who cares?
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