Saturday, November 10, 2007

Blackpool Vanishes: Galloway Victim of Tory Plot?



An unexpected day away from the Blog and a comment on the George-Galloway-Blackpool-Mother-of-all-Cancellations story from one Dana Garrett who said...

Galloway has only been announcing for weeks on the air & web what would occur at the conference, which the Blackpool Pleasure Beach Company allegedly only just discovered. Given that a Tory had a conference there recently, the hypocrisy is evident. Canceling the event 4 days in advance couldn't be more perfect from the perspective of Galloway's political enemies. It gives Galloway time to contact people who'd be taking international flights to attend the conference but makes much of their expenses non-refundable, puts Talk Sport on notice that the wider business community will make Galloway a liability for Talk Sport every chance it can get, and provides ammunition to Galloway's detractors about his so-called litigiousness given that suing the company is the predictable consequence of the Blackpool company's precipitous action. Galloway will win the case on the merits, but it will be worth every penny to the Tory owners of the company.
The reward will be Tory and Labor conferences being booked as if they were going out of style.
Dana Garrett
10 November, 2007 07:31

These ideas - that the Conservatives have combined with a supporting business to scupper a thorn in the Government's side, with the business expecting conference business to actually pick up after allegedly cancelling something for no good reason at four days notice - well these ideas seem to be towards the top of the pecking order for ridiculous conspiracy theory of 2007.

There are still no answers offered to the many good questions posed in and around the original post. Graphic to follow: Blogger ain't co-operating.

Thursday, November 08, 2007

Senor Dale's Off to Sunny Spain: Y Viva Espana!


Eco-fighter air miler Iain Dale is off to sunny Spain for a day "to speak to the Fuengirola branch of Conservatives Abroad at a dinner in the evening". He doesn't say whether he's going in Lord "Biggles" Ashcroft's Dassault or not.

But what should he say to the Costa Conservatives?

Well clearly they cannot give or lend his party money any more.That's not on. Clearly they cannot bob back and use the NHS when it suits them when they no longer contribute. They should tune out the Reds from the BBC too in case they turn communist. And clearly the UK is already totally full so they certainly can't come back to live here.

Clearly spending all their UK pensions in Spain is heresy so they must swap immediately to Spanish Terms and Conditions. They must not even think of doing any paid work or running a business. Be fair. Leave that to the Spanish. Possible exception may be made for a new format Dave's just invented: Co-operatives!

And finally there is the Conservative and Unionist Party's principled position on those in Scotland not voting on English matters. So they must NOT under any circumstances try to register to vote in England. That would be preposterous. Principles are at stake here.

Should probably be enough there for half an hour once he slips in a few funnies.
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Shameless: Cameron Caught Pick Pocketing Manchester


Dave Cameron was back in Manchester today and apparently invented the idea of Cooperative Enterprises in Education.

Something that Labour Co-op MP Ed Balls has specifically introduced (see rebuttal link).

Part of Cameron's "liberal conservatism" - as opposed to his old school dog whistley memory man act - as he tries to mis-appropriate and twist what he calls "Manchester Liberalism" to cover both the Rochdale Pioneers and his church of latter day conservatives.

Typically he has come up here and run down our city and our people - RAVAGED by the Tories, RESISTING and RECOVERING with Labour - as if his party has the solutions. Rather than causing huge problems for working people in Manchester and everywhere.

Over the last couple of months Mr Cameron also apparently invented the idea of periodical reviews of the threshholds for Inheritance Tax and also it seems the idea of a climate change bill - actually something that the Co-op / Labour MP Mark Lazarowicz has championed in his Private Members Bill (05), following earlier success on Employee Share Ownership (02).

Co-op Party Principles - Cameron's Hijack Attempt - Co-Op Party Rebuttal

DECLARATION OF INTEREST: I am a Co-op Party member as well as being a former Worker Co-operator, a customer of a Consumer Co-operative, and a regular customer at Retail Co-ops great and small. Cameron can get his grubby hands off.

VERTIGINOUS SOLAR PANELS: CIS Tower, Manchester Mirage 7 Studios.

George Galloway: Sorry Pal, The Show Can't Go On



A so so Respect-baiting rant from Susan Grim who hates their cotton socks here has been followed by dynamite commentary from "Anonymous" who may, as it goes, have something to do with the mighty, and mightily wronged, Socialist Workers' Party. But sadly they don't say.

In essence George's "Mother of All Talk Shows" at Blackpool has had the rug pulled because if I've understood correctly, say the venue, he has not adhered to the terms and conditions. The show he is putting on is not the "conference" he booked the room for. It has an outside broadcast, and live entertainment, and strangely - they can hardly be expected to have predicted this - a political agenda.

And according to the brave SWP comrade (or possibly high Tory, see below) George's parliamentary workforce may have been deflected from constituency duties to work for his Extravaganza and Razzle Dazzle Brand - Miranda Media Limited - with the Talk Show Radio event allegedly ticketed from his constituency office. Which, until lock out, was also Respect's World HQ. Hat tip: Bob Piper.

FURTHER REPORTING: Meanwhile breaking the habit of a lifetime George is set to sue the pants off the Blackpool Pleasure Beach Company and the Conservative donors behind it. Strangely under defamation laws by the look of it. He has now removed - at police insistence - the home addresses of his alleged nemesises from his cult of personality shrine official website. Perchance paid for by the tax payer?

George is indefatigably collecting expenses claims from the ten comrades and their dogs (only joking George) mighty throng of well wishers who had booked for the event and shelled out in advance for nonrefundable travel and accommodation. George is calling, quite rightly, for insiders to dish the dirt on the devious capitalists who have spoiled his sport.

We will follow suit as imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. Any data on the audience numbers involved, the alleged deflection of parliamentary workers and tax payer funded facilities, and any other information gratefully received. Also screen grabs and archives of George's original extravaganza pictures and self-effacing blurbs would be most welcome.

CONSPIRACY THEORY ONE: Website Respect (the SWP bit) have joined forces with Blackpool Tories to scupper Renewal Respect George's vainglory.
CONSPIRACY THEORY TWO: Blackpool Pleasure Beach Company has been surreptitiously taken over and "hollowed out" by the SWP. Against the day of their Petty Bourgeoisian November Revolution.
CONSPIRACY THEORY THREE: Dave-id Cameron has seen a close rival to his "Memory Man", "Song and Dance" and "Queen's Speech Stand Up" turns and pulled the plug from on high. Lord "Biggles" Ashcroft is underwriting any and all legal costs through one of his 120,000 UK-based companies.

UPDATE: Tim provides Company Search in comment at Bob's site. George Photo Credit: Guy Smallman.

Tory Dreams (L-R): Unrequited Love and High Self Regard



Matinee idols both. Hat tip: Recess Monkey.

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

It's An Education: Academy, Grammar, (E)Quality


My daughter (15) is off this evening to her first grown up gig on her own. Calvin Harris at the Academy 1 as it goes. Her first gig, also out of parental sight, was at the MEN Arena when she was about nine or ten. With her then best friend. They had won a televised day on the road with the Stars of Pop Idols show. The VT is safely stashed away for future embarrassment.

The pair are still best friends. Ten years after meeting. Though they now go to different schools in the mix and match mess of faith, independent, single-sex, community and state selective schools we have in the area.

Manchester, along with other big post-industrial cities, has fast improving schools. But also a history of being pretty low in exam league tables. If statistics existed across the splintered system, including the independents and our children in state Grammar Schools in neighbouring boroughs' like Graham Brady's Trafford (boosting their results), we'd be looking far better.

But never mind just combining statistics in some paper exercise. How about combining all the students into lightly streamed community schools. School runs down. Time saved. Pollution reduced. Accidents averted. No panic spending to pay fees for mediocre independents or crappy crammers.

What's more it would be fair and just as effective. The very best teachers would be available to those in need of their talents and inspiration of all abilities.

Don't get me wrong the belated introduction of Tomlinson reforms is very welcome. But why have we tolerated these great commutes, this tremendous inequality and often rich-get-richer funding mechanisms?

Every School A Good School! Quality First. Choice within not between equally resourced schools. The market may get there in the end. But why wait?

Nadine Dorries MP: Blogs On ACID Don't Ya Know



Nadine Dorries MP has started a post on her blog about comforting other people who have lost loved ones. After a few short clauses describing a troubled empathy she has switched to "me me me". Coming out as a divorcee (it's about time Nads) and explaining - with graphic insults - how other women feel the need to cling to their distinctly sub-standard husbands when she is about as a single woman. It's here or thereabouts.

Nad's blog is technically absolutely hopeless. It has no permalinks. Navigation in the archive is poor despite the strange device of a clickable calendar. It has no comments at the moment. But when it did there was no telling whether a comment was registered. Nadine has apparently been bleating on other people's blogs about getting 40 repeats of the same comment. That Nads is because your blog was so useless technically.

The link incidentally is Tim Ireland defending himself against smears which seem to have spread from the Tory Boy Bloggers to the Tory Girls. Leave them Tim, they're not worth it.

I digress. The whole thing is "On ACID", sorry "On ACIDity" whose own clients page (above) is a right royal mess in many common browsers. I've tested it in Firefox, Safari, Navigator. As a Maccie I don't use MS Internet Explorer as they've stopped upgrading it. Ms Dorries' Constituency Site has also featured some frights (right) though it looks as if she's slipped right over the edge.

Tuesday, November 06, 2007

Cramming for Finals: Respect-SWP Schism Crib Sheet


Those cramming for their finals in Respect-SWP Schism 2007 may care to read this post and comments. But as I've read it, you don't have to. Liam is not a supporter of the SWP in this matter.

UPDATE 08:05 Weds: Miles has donned rose-tinted spectacles. He reckons Peace Has Broken Out.

Nadine Dorries: Sisterly Smear Test for Labour Women



ADMIN NOTICE: Nadine Dorries MP is a fascinating subject it seems for some secretive LOL readers. Please do keep the very interesting information coming in comments or to idea@mcr1.poptel.org.uk. Remember I can only print it if it's (a) true and (b) proveable.

The Rhetorically Speaking blog meanwhile catches her spinning a complete load of toss to the Daily Mail.

No serious paper with serious standards and serious journalists would print it. It is not true and it is not proveable after all. It is just a dirty rotten smear. Here is the Mail Story as they don't give a monkeys about truth or fairness. Nads has claimed that prospective candidates receiving grants from an organisation called Emily's List have been somehow dishonest or corrupt or illegal or something (it's a smear - detail is sketchy) in not declaring these.

Actually Nadine Dorries has either been extremely remiss on the matter of engaging her brain, or she is lying through her teeth being a little disingenuous. It would have to be the latter as here (scroll down to Declared Entries) she explains how the limit for any declaration is 1% of salary, or £590 at today's prices. Though now I think it might actually be £1,000.

The website for Emily's List which kindly provided the above picture has an explanation of their purpose and list of total donations for each General Election together with the number of recipients involved. It is unlikely that any grant came close to 1% of salary, still less £1,000. Typically £150 - £250 per grant.

What is more the grants are to help with GETTING SELECTED and may well be completely outwith the scope of any declaration regime anyway. It really is very hard to think of a thinner, meaner, more dishonest story than this one from Nadine Dorries.

The requirements for the scheme are to:

fulfil Labour Party criteria; support the programme and values of the Party and be pro-choice.

Obviously as she keeps reassuring us Nadine is not anti-abortion or pro-life. That makes her pro-choice then? But it strikes LOL that this fuss and this silly smear is all about that criterion. But it must be said that if you don't have goo for brains you would acknowledge that £150-£250 is not about to change anyone's mind on this particular issue.

Meaning that the story that Dorries fed the Mail and that they fed their readers was and is ... absolute bollocks.

Rhetorically Speaking also links to the regulations on "one off" benefits with grants of ten year's vintage NOT in the reckoning.

While we're on the subject of registering interest Nads mentions a declared trip to Wimbledon for the Tennis from Barclays Bank with her then husband, said to be worth £600. Can't see that ever declared in the RMI though.

Nads also explains elsewhere on her site that she is a DAILY COMMUTER (cost £12,000 annually) from Woburn to Westminster and back. This does set alarm bells ringing over her "Cost Of Staying Away From Main Home" allowance of £21,634. Perhaps someone can explain to me just how that one works?

The only things in her declaration are two houses. One in Gloucestershire - producing an income - and one on the coast in South Africa - benefit unspecified. Oh and a three day most-expenses-paid trip to Israel.

Nads claims that she has had no donations whatsoever. Though her Constituency Association does raise money and accept contributions. And then presumably from time to time it passes some cash to Ms Dorries for campaigns?

I've read somewhere that her whacko websites used to be funded from her expenses. This time however, though her parliamentary reports are mentioned, her websites are not. Probably just as well Nads. Probably just as well.

Guido's Faustian Bargain: MP Trades Key Vote for Ermine


As other leading Tory boy blaggers slump towards irrelevance and sell out Guido has pulled himself together in a seasonal return to form. What a guy!

At this link he relays an anecdote. It's from a Martin Bell speech at Wolverhampton University.

MB claims he once overheard an MP in the house trading their vote for a peerage.

Not a Faustian bargain that could be enforced though is it? Would you really rely on a lowly whip to deliver an undeserved elevation? This is perhaps just some "hilarious banter". Staged for MB?

But whatever, LOL predict some scrabbling around by Guido and the adherents of his strange cult over the coming weeks and months to "out" any and all unearnt ermine. Naturally covering all parliaments since 1605. All of them I'd say.

ASIDE: The man in a white suit Martin Bell was a serial refusenik on NUJ membership. Who'd have thought it?

BBC Pinkos: There's Twenty Nine New Bills, Count 'Em


Meanwhile the pinkos at the BBC list the 29 bills re-announced in a speech about nothing at all right here. Hat tip and Straw's engineered reverse: Westmonster.
UPDATE 13:56: The BBC Comments page on this seems to have fallen over. 14:10: Back.

Busy Doing Nothing: Terrible Tory Twolls Rattle Rabidly


Iain Dale didn't have anything to say this morning but he said it anyway here. Ironically it is on the theme of not having anything to say. Gordon Brown has of course trailed today's speech in reasonable detail allowing our dear queen to speak for just five minutes or so in what is demonstrably all pageant - particularly the fawning Straw - and limited policy.

Seems to me that Brenda will wish to be on her feet less and less as the years pass. This is the way it will be from now on. And if Charles doesn't abdicate or pre-decease her he'd do well to stick to five minutes too. Gordon will take part in a detailed debate this afternoon.

Moderation in everything at Iain's really is getting in the way. I'm not saying he should abandon it. That would be ill-advised given the stuff that he's let through. But he abandoned ship after 90 minutes with just eight publishable comments. And then there is nothing new for 2.5 hours. And all on the subject of "nothing new here"!

Steady as she goes is not such a bad thing from my point of view. Newness for the sake of it and initiative-itis was often highly alarming under the hyper-active Blair. I'm glad to see the back of it myself. Nice to see the lonesome and penniless Blunkett getting some pin money if Strapworld is right and Yorkshire's favourite Sun ... columnist gets to mind the yellow school buses programme.

And what a tremendous blog Strapworld maintains. Do go and take in its splendour. All that since August too.

Lovely to see Patrick (who owns to having no blog at all) and Fidothedog, here riffing delightfully on bricks in faces, offering their graceless personal attacks. With former Islington Tory now Lewes Gingavitist Newmania - in his own words "feeble" - adding more.

Digging at Gordon's lack of sight in one eye (Fido), calling him sweaty and identifying him by race and ethnicity (New), and naturally some Goveian psycho babble (Pat).

Almost in one-legged Lithuanian lesbian territory. But as yet not one of these Tory devils has come up with a Gay Gordons line. I suppose that's something. Give it time, give it time.

This is the face of the modern, cuddly new Tory Party?

UPDATE 18:15: Five hours later. Still no more comments and no more posts.

UPDATE Wed 18:37: The predicted Gay Gordon comment came at 15:30 or thereabouts but was only posted with 30 or 40 other comments later yesterday evening. At that point Iain also told his readers that he had been personally struggling all day with funeral arrangements for his Godmother, and also probate and grasping solicitors.

Iain has visited here and asked if I'm "plain stupid" and said I have a "lack of human compassion" for posting this response to his post. In fact I have not been taking him to task much over the last couple of weeks. But I thought he was back in business.

I have replied in comments apologising for any offence, empathising completely with his loss and congratulating him on his heartfelt eulogy. But at the same time wondering why he didn't keep us informed. And also why, if he couldn't handle a response such as the above without insulting and smearing people, he had posted the provocation in the first place.

Smears and crass insults are the currency of his commenters 365 days a year, and he often uses the same formulas. But nonetheless in pointing that out I had no intention whatsoever of hurting Iain and once again I apologise publically for that.

MP Expenses: Postscript, Nadine Dorries Pinching Herself


INTERESTING BEDFELLOWS: Harry Barnes' rather forward suggestions are met with a flutter of come hither eyelids by Nadine Dorries (see post titled I Wish ...).

Having worried at some Tories' dolling themselves up activities (right) in today's post, she says she has to pinch herself and marvel that she is there in the Houses of Parliament at all (post title Mr Darcy).

You're not alone in that one Nadine!

Westmonster: Live Blogging the Queen's Speech


Westmonster Sadie is live blogging the Queen's Speech so we don't have to. Refresh frequently for wit and wisdom. 11:44: Or just look at your watch and shout: "Eight Minutes? We was robbed!" (This is on standardised Westmonster mean time now).

MPs Expenses: 77% People of Buxton Say "Good Value"



There is an amusing juxtaposition over at Greater Manchester Fabians. Graham rightly draws attention to the feeding frenzy on MPs' expenses previously dismissed in advance on this blog.

The Buxton Advertiser are having a right royal go at Tom Levitt MP who was the eighth highest claimant. There are all sorts of potential reasons why he might be at the higher end.

Tom represents High Peak, a mostly very rural and thinly spread constituency
There is a continuum with little practical difference between the 8th claimant and the 80th or even the 330th
There are accountancy foibles for example the bean counting of unused stocks of envelopes
The largest item in the claim by far is staff and the cost of this depends on for example seniority on pay scales, level of unfilled vacancies, actual level of casework support needed

The opposition PPCs are naturally immature and opportunist, and predictably so in their comments to the Advertiser:

Stephen Sharp, Lib Dem PPC, said: "I am the first to accept that democracy doesn't come cheap, but I really would like to know how anyone can justify these figures from public money.
"Perhaps if Mr Levitt represented the electorate of the High Peak instead of being a Westminster 'yes man' he might find his requirement to write back to people grossly diminished," said Mr Sharp. "I doubt I am on my own in assuming that nearly all his postbag is not congratulating him on the excellent service he does for the High Peak.

Yes, Stephen Sharp, you snide wassock you are very much on your own there matey. But what about the Tory?

Andrew Bingham, Conservative PPC, said: "There is no escaping £168,000 is an awful lot of money when people in High Peak look at what they take home and what they spend in a year. It is a figure that doesn't bear much relation to reality.
"People will judge whether they are getting good value for money from their member of parliament at the next general election and that's the judgement they will make," said Mr Bingham.
"It is a shame Mr Brown was too frightened to give us that chance."

No, Mr Bingham, it is a shame that Tories were so "frit" at the prospect of an election that they rolled out a series of dog whistles like this one, added a soupcon of ridiculous mendacious memory man act, and topped it all off with a sprig of big bad money lies.

Clearly there are a few High Peak people taking home parliamentary caseworker pay as a result of the employment created in the MPs office! And overall it is interesting that for the moment at least the Good People of Buxton are voting 77:23 IN FAVOUR of the proposition that "MPs ARE GOOD VALUE".

Leaving aside the occasional maverick loner, MPs tend to have three or four underpaid and overworked staff. And the cost of supporting their activity is far lower than the overhead for a solicitor or an accountancy fee earner, say five years qualified, actually paid about half an MPs salary or £30,000 but charged out at SIX TO TWELVE TIMES their actual rate.

Of course there is an element of strategic management and profits to account for in those cases. But pro rata MPs administration would come in at one third to two thirds of a million pounds if they were supported and housed at the level and at the rates of pay of a solicitor or accountant in a medium sized practice.

That amusing juxtaposition? Having slammed the press for their cynicism and unreasonable coverage Graham cannot resist revealling that ... party-for-party Lib Dem MPs are on average the most expensive.

Monday, November 05, 2007

RESPECT Coalition: Delivering Victory for Conservatives


Karen Reissmann incidentally is a member of the SWP and of Respect. While anyone sacked essentially for being a Trade Unionist deserves reinstatement and solidarity the likes of this crew can make that difficult.

On 26 October Respect took 102 votes (6.5%) in a local government by-election in Harlow. This put them third, some 600 votes off the pace, claiming to be the cause of a Conservative win over Labour by 15 votes.

Apparently this is "putting down roots in Harlow". And there's more. Helping a Tory win a seat Labour have held for 40 years is it seems a great victory for "Respect Equality Socialism Peace Environment Community & Trade Unionism".

Mental Health Managers: Madness From Start to Finish


When we pay a good whack to NHS management we have a right to expect that they (a) have a bit of nous and (b) have GCSE level or better Industrial Relations. Today the bizarre case of Karen Reissmann (right) and the Mental Health Trust she works for, based just 200 yards from the House of Love in Chorlton-cum-Hardy, took a new twist.

First, they PROMOTED her. She is a good nurse after all, with around 25 years experience.
Second, they SUSPENDED her on full pay.
Bizarrely these two events were ON THE SAME DAY.

And then Third, today, following a second three day disciplinary hearing they have SACKED her for "gross misconduct".

The offence? Speaking out locally - as a senior Unison activist - about the possible detrimental effects of specific reorganisation, and of cuts and marketisation in general, on her patients and her members.

The cure? Management suspended Karen. This in effect sent her out and about, at public expense, on a speaking tour on the matters that concerned her. Garnering great media interest. Almost 1000 hits on Google.

This really is a "boss" way of silencing or containing a "whistle blower"! There have been 14 days of strikes to date. A further strike is due to start on Thursday and continue until reinstatement.

Sheila Foley, Chief Executive told the Manchester evening News:

"All the way through this matter we have followed the correct processes. I have listened to all the evidence for six days and I have weighed up that evidence and made my decision.
"I do believe this is the right decision to take and is being taken in the best interest of the Trust and the patients we care for. Dismissal is not a decision taken lightly, is very rare and only taken when there are very serious concerns."

The Mental Health Trust Ms Foley commands – which is ranked as one of the worst in Britain, and is currently £3 million in debt – has also come in for criticism from relatives of William Scott (right with daughter Emma), a patient who died after disruption to his care.

Clearly there will be an appeal and very likely an Industrial Tribunal. Clearly Karen Reissmann will lose and win these respectively. Clearly bosses will pay any fines and exemplary damages and consider it a good bargain. Just as bosses at local college Mancat did after losing an IT on the "Mancat Five".

Madness from start to finish. Meanwhile a health whistle blower who does deserve immediate dismissal, after claiming a popular hospital was threatened with closure, is still at large in Westminster and South Manchester.

Eddie Mair: Rather Likes the Sound of his Own Voice?



Eddie Mair (or 'Mare, above) of BBC Radio Four has it seems been mouthing off about user created or user involving content. Including a big collective dig at bloggers. He doesn't much like it. Not on first reading. If you want my opinion. You don't? Never mind, here it is anyway.

Too much competition for Mair's meagre talents perhaps? Rather likes the sound of his own voice is it? Or very reasonably thinks that some celebrity bloggers are way too big for their size tens? Not to mention encroaching on the lives and work of time-served professionals.

It seems obvious that mainstream media ought to be interactive and reactive as well as being proactive. They are in the communication business after all. Of course there are dramas and films and education and entertainments and news shows and documentaries that are in effect largely one way traffic. Like a play, a lecture, a book, or an after dinner speech.

Only applause/response/reaction is required. But separate. Not mixed in.

But there are plenty of other broadcasting formats that clearly wish to be more like conversations with the audience.

This is hardly a new phenomenon. While Blue Peter has now entered the controversial world of the 'phone-in they have always had art competitions, always encouraged feedback and letters, always had audience appeals, and indeed very often had community groups, sports teams, school choirs, effectively members of their target audience, taking part.

So this is hardly a new phenomenon for broadcasters. Lots of strong formats are absolutely based on audience participation. Points of View is such a show. On radio we have Gardeners World, Any Questions, Any Answers. There's Question Time, with QT Extra extending this from the studio to the whole audience.

These are just the most obvious examples. Newspapers have letters pages, problem pages, submitted filler paragraphs and "got a story?" boxes don't they? Why should broadcast media be any different?

Radio Five Live, like Mair's own show, has a very high quotient of phone in content and often gets callers who are better experts than the ones they hire. A day or two ago, Friday, they had an extremely effective GP speaking about teenage pregnancy who had simply called in "off the street" whereas an expert hairdresser talking about weave problems was useless - and he'd been booked.

There is also of course an issue with more and more audience generated content as jobs are cut ... especially when that content is free ... but interactivity is very very important if you want to build a brand for a show, a blog, a paper.

The same ought to go for political parties, natch.

Question Time is of course a model of participation. Though with a predominance of pre-vetted questions they can be rather like auteurs by proxy, creating faux interaction by picking others to voice the questions they would ask anyway.

QT Extra extends this illusion or reality - you decide - from the studio to the whole audience. The yoof culture expert and author Rupa Huq, inspired by an appearance on QTE, blogged interactively here. Not such an obvious Mair-ite on the face of it. Or is this just a come on for a chat?

Rupa may agree that it is just possible that as the winner of a Sony Gold Award as "Best Interactive Programme 2007" Eddie is aiming his prickly barbs at the lowest common denominator end of the market? Where the 'phone-in green inkers take over the asylum? Not to mention those damned up themselves bloggers?

NIGHTMARE SPELLING TEE: Here.

Sunday, November 04, 2007

Libdemologists: Hughes Breaks Honest Broker Promise


Lib Dem Simon Hughes apparently promised that he wouldn't be declaring in the gripping race to mislead the third party. But now it seems he's backing Cleggy. As is Lembit Opik whose backing has previously functioned as kiss of debt death. So this may be be good news for Huhne. Man Wit MP John Leech is still not with the programme. Lib Dem Voice have the story with links to their previous, here.

Dizzy meanwhile may have caught Chris Huhne out (a) with a serious conflict of interest; or (b) unselfishly ignoring his own financial well being. That's here.

Question Time Extra: Dress Rehearsal / Audition for QT?


An interesting discussion this week. Beginning with Miaow! As Dr Rupa Huq reminds a somethingly patronising presenter that she is a serious author too. Not just Blue Peter Konnie's big sis. And with a far more serious but BP-related point later as Rupa points out that the Controller of BBC1 was forced to resign over CookieSocks-gate ... whereas Sir Iain Blair is holding his ground.

The BBC resignation though was pretty silly. So that was not quite the killer shot it might have been had that departure made sense.

Recommended, available until Wednesday only. Dr Huq passed the audition for the real thing. BBC Slayer Richard D North would be a waste of a chair.

Blogsclusive: Labour Party Activist Batters Protestor


Outside a Labour Party Conference. Where they protested about heavy handed policing. Crikey! Where're the Tory Boy Bloggers? Not where the action is.

George Galloway: "It Ain't Nothing But A Heart Ache"


Yesterday was a busy news day over at Respect HQ: George Galloway splits from Respect; and Locks changed on Respect office ; and Respect branches: conference must go ahead. But while George's propaganda feed did proclaim this sad splitting of the ways, Uncle George's website has taken a principled stand and relegated these trivial earthly matters to oblivion and concentrated on the spirited, nay spiritual, selling of:

Miranda Media's "Blackpool Rocks" aka "the Mother of all Talk Shows" (main story); The Stop the War/Ugly Rumours Chart Foray "War"; But sadly not The Fidel Castro Handbook:

We have been unable to supply recent orders for the Fidel Castro Handbook. This has been because the publishers, MQ, are in liquidation and the books, as assets, are being held in a warehouse and not released until the legal formalities are settled. So, a sincere apology to anyone who has recently ordered the book and it has not been sent.
We have been talking to the former publishers and the liquidator and we are hopeful that we can shortly resume supply. However, it you have ordered and paid for the book and if the matter is not resolved by the end of this coming week, April 27, a full refund will be sent to you. Once more, sorry for the delay.

The Show, as they say, Must Go On. Though no news since April 27 is a bit worrying for a well-oiled Command Economy. Perhaps that is tea total George's mistake? Though the uber capitalists and exploiters over at Amazon do have both new copies and quite a trade in retreads. Perhaps readers were disappointed to have bought a blethering chapter in the bullocking autobiography of GG with scant mention of FC? I don't know, I'm only guessing.

Gross Functional Overlay: Shahid Exaggerated Five-Fold?


"Don't You Know Who I Am?" Minister Shahid Malik MP is now getting roughed up by the Tory press who report US sources, relying on CCTV records, that he was detained for just eight minutes, not the 40 that he claimed.

Meanwhile in a rat-a-tat tit-for-tat exchange the Minister's people are insisting that a 20 to 30 minute wait is being disregarded. Airport Security are saying he was selected on ticket-based protocols. Neither by religion nor racial profiling. Malik is saying he had a verbal apology from the Ambassador Tuttle. And more Americans are saying that this should not have been made public. And that Malik shouldn't have complained anyway when Airport Security is so important. Which is in fact more tits than tats.

Hat tip: Conservative Home.

Blogsclusive: Rickitt Risks All With Ribald Valley Member



"Is this the final nail in the coffin of former Tory A-lister Adam Rickitt's political ambitions?" asks a mournful Oliver Marre as Pendennis in The Observer. Over a little story I've been keeping warm for a while now. "Shortland Street Star in Shorthand Salutation"

Former Conservative Party A Lister Adam Rickitt - who now, very convincingly I should think, plays the mysterious ex-pimp's hardman, current womaniser, and exploding brain survivor Kieran Mitchell in the NZ soap Shortland Street aka 'Shorty' (see last post) - unknowingly repeated Blair's infamous hand gesture, and was recorded for posterity by Nigel Evans MP's art director, well before Blair's gesture was turned into front page news.

Many of these A Listers were granted special status by the Tories' mini-Blair David Cameron because they are women, from black and ethnic minorities, openly homosexual, with towering intellect, A List celebrity status, or some combination. All under-represented in Tory ranks. We still haven't worked out where Adam stands. His inclusion was a complete mystery in fact.

The picture, taken on the Terrace at the HoP, was apparently uploaded on 5 November 2006 and so has been available from Mr Evans' website for just a day short of a year. Eight months of this after Blair was convicted of the same offence.

Mr Rickitt (25 tvnz or 29 wiki) whose first break was playing Nicky Tilsey on Coronation Street was in the New Zealand news recently over a shop lifting and age reducing incident and also for successfully obtaining a NZ residency permit.

Mr Evans (50 BBC or 50 wiki) is no stranger to photographic controversy and back in April he chose to huff and puff about The Daily Mirror blowing an "innocent incident" out of all proportion. And then he removed the innocent photograph from the very same gallery. This (featured at the huff and puff link) pictured a group of revellers at a Rotary charity barbecue who had hilariously chosen to "black up" as fancy dress.

Mr Evans was not himself blacked up, as that would have been too dangerous even for him, though he was wearing a very loud shirt.

It does seem extraordinary that Mr Evans was not by now aware of the presence of this gesture on the photograph. Particularly given the coverage of Mr Blair's own youthful indiscretion. Is this the nearest the member for the Ribald Valley gets to living dangerously?

UPDATE 08:45: Some links and editing added.